SpineRiteŽ, the latest in spinal comfort!

Got a spine problem? Got a TOOTH problem? Got any kind of problem AT ALL??? Then you need SpineRiteŽ! SpineRiteŽ can fix all these things and MORE!

Yeah Mate.

Dubious? Hell yeah, you better believe it, but I like your style, so I'll let you off. I assure you we cut mustard, but once you've tried SpineRiteŽ we won't need to, because your SPINE WILL DO IT FOR YOU!

Sounds Dangerous!

It does, doesn't it? But don't worry, me n' the boys at the lab got up at ten past morning for months, just to add failsafes, safety protocols and small disposable life-rafts to SpineRiteŽ, to give you as much of a pleasurable and dismemberment-free experience as possible.

So What's So Good About It?

Ah, well that's the beauty of it.

That Doesn't Actually Answer My Question...

Let's have a look at what some of our customers have said about us:

"I didn't know whether or not to get SpineRiteŽ, I thought it seemed a bit poo. But one day, me and my friend were watching a film when some came up to us and said, 'Hey, you haven't payed! Gerrout!' I was about to leave, but my friend held me back, saying, 'Don't worry, I've had SpineRiteŽ today!' and all of a sudden his spine leapt out right through his shoulder and strangled the guard, which was lucky because my friend was really angry and I think it worked off some stress for him, so he only killed like five other people the next day. Thank you, SpineRiteŽ!"
Harva Manwich

"I'd always wanted to learn a martial art. No matter how hard I tried, though, I couldn't do any of them. Then I tried SpineRiteŽ. Now I'm a blackbelt in both Bust-Ass AND Kick-Butt. I mean, one time I was Bust-Assing this guy with my left hand, while eating a banana with the other! I didn't notice, though, because I was too busy canoeing with my feet! And it's all because I wear SpineRiteŽ!"
Felinda Hole

Are You Avoiding The Question?

Well, that should speak for itself (but it doesn't). Just remember the SpineRiteŽ guarantee: with SpineRiteŽ, you can do anything*.
*Not a guarantee

Look, Easy Question, WHY SHOULD I BUY THE DAMN THING!?!?

So, what are you waiting for? Call the ambulance! Tell your friends! Don't waffle, dawdle or delay! Buy today!